May 2013
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egberts:
where can i buy that for free
wishcave:
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
spookypepper:
my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy
alphamccall:
[awakens from slumber, staggers out of cave, shouts] TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF
iamtonysexual:
hausereiring:
roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
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galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
fartgallery:
silhouetteofapocketedindividual:
fartgallery:
I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff
animation. thats the thing you described.
i need some time to think my thoughts
finechester:
I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all
‘hello my children what happened wh—’
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officerpapermouth:
i found a broken piece of chalk that someone stapled together
why must we try to play god
bangthebassistfrommcr:
the chubby lead singer that lost weight
the short, energetic one
the quiet one
the one with the hair that everyone forgets
the question is…am i talking about mcr or fob?
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
phaserburn:
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
rabioheab:
if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.
onlynipples:
sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
okayamelia:
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
